So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am mentally ready for anal.
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