Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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