So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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