You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think my mom watched the whole time
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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