She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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