my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
