So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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