We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize