I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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