this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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