what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
