Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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