Porn is love you can see.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
