I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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