I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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