So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
