dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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