I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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