I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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