If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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