Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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