By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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