2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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