dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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