Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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