their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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