He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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