P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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