high people should be assigned attendants
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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