Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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