Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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