**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Shame - the story of my life.
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