You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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