ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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