Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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