The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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