Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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