Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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