I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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