normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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