Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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