She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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