You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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