his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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