Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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