Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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