when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
