your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so let's talk penis.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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