covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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