he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Text me some of your sweat
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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