Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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