Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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