No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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