But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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