Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
