no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
